Cubs Canon 2015

by Danny Rockett

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Well we're living here in Maddontown He’s the best skipper the Cubbies have found They named him manager of the year Someone buy Joe A Shot and a beer Joe Maddon was good for 10 wins or more Had a season that you couldn’t ignore Yeah the Cubs are better off with Joe Mastermind plan Thank you Theo And we're living here in Maddontown He made Mike Matheny look like a clown I’m so glad the Cubs fired Dale Sveum Well we're living here in Maddontown Yeah, he kept the rookies feet on the ground All the great decisions Maddon made Using the pen Getting the save Oh Joe Maddons got a mind for baseball And with Joe the Cubbies will win it all He knows when to swing away and steal Championships At Wrigley Field Cause we're waiting here in Maddontown Too long since the World Series was around Haven’t won it since 1908…. Joe Maddon has what others do not Inspire players to help the team stay hot And when the Cubs end the season in first place We’ll wave a W flag right in your face! Well I'm living here in Maddontown Cardinal fans underwear’s turning brown Cause the Cubbies will go all the way And we're living here in Maddontown And the Cubbies will go all the way And we're living here in Maddontown
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Viva Kris Bryant Bryant’s only 23 years old But he sets the Cubs on fire He can hit, he can run, and he can pick em at third No one hits home runs higher 40 thousand fans at Wrigley stand up and cheer Hit the ball so hard, I spilled my beer Now Kris Bryant’s rookie of the year, so Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant 87 runs he scored After only 2 weeks at triple A Kris would have scored 17 more If they brought him up opening day Oh the Cardinals, Pirates and the Brewers feel That Bryant is a monster and a man of steel. And All the ladies think that he’s got sex appeal Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant Viva Kris Bryant with your defense flashin' And your awesome homerun smashin Pitcher’s hopes down the drain Viva Kris Bryant whether day or the nighttime You come through at the right time He is the man Who’ll make the Cubbies Champions! 2015 is done But next year’s gonna be fun! And when the ivy’s red on the vine We will win it all on the second of November After a century of time I’m gonna grab Malort and take a shot Everytime Bryant hits his homerun trot I’ll be emotional and cry alot, ah Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant, viva,Viva Kris Bryant
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The Cubs season ended last Wednesday Said see ya next year to the boys in blue I feel so lonely when there’s not a game Where did you go Cubbies? I miss you! Gum bucket rallys and your helmet rubs Now nothing’s on when I’m watchin tv I change the channel, but there’s no Cubs Arrieta, Rizzo, hear my plea Schwarber Soler come back to Wrigley! Remember how they played, sitting in the stands Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you Extra inning nights, and 1:20 start days Why did you go away? I am missing you! We spent the summer in this lakeshore town Chasing the Cardinals and the Pirates We hit the playoffs and mowed em down But then that October night we faced the Mets The Cubs hit a wall, now I can’t forget Remember how they played, sitting in the stands Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you Extra inning nights, and 1:20 start days Why did you go away? I am missing you! We’ve had our good and bad times We loved the Russell trade Now all the 2015 Cubs games have been played And I am feeling so lonely The Cubs season ended last Wednesday Goodbye baseball and boys in blue Next year promise me that you’ll go all the way That would really be a dream come true Oh my Cubbies, I love you Remember how they played, sitting in the stands Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you LExtra inning nights, and 1:20 start days Why did you go away? I am missing you! Remember how they played, sitting in the stands Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you Extra inning nights, and 1:20 start days Why did you go away? I am missing you!
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I have a friend who goes by the name Rhett Instead of 3 kids, he’s got one with 3 heads They wear Cubs pajamas, sleep in a huge bed They”re not your usual regular kids Sophia, Ethan and Haley their names But they never agree and they always complain Specially when dad takes them out to Cubs games They’ve got favorite players, but none are the same The three got to wondrin in three thoughtful minds What if all our favorite Cubs were combined? Anthony Rizzo and Castro and Bryant He’d be the best player and massively giant A player like that would be great at baseball 11 feet wide and 20 feet tall He’d help the Cubbies to win it all But what should our magical player be called? Starthony Brystro Starthony Brystro He’ll probably win MVP Starthony Brystro Starthony Brystro Our favorite Cubbie times 3 Ethan asked what position will he play? Sophia said Shortstop, but maybe first base. Haley said outfield every other day. And Ethan exclaimed he should just play third base Then they realized their idea was nuts How could this huge player fit on the team bus They started to debate and argue and cuss But then Ethan said hey! at least this Cub looks like us Starthony Brystro Starthony Brystro He’s got three heads just like me, me and me! Starthony Brystro Starthony Brystro Taller than the tallest tree! Starthony Brystro Starthony Brystro He’ll probably win MVP Starthony Brystro Starthony Brystro Our favorite Cubbie times 3 Our favorite Cubbie times 3
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Produced by the listeners of The Son Ranto Show and the Ivy Envy podcasts, and the readers or Bleed Cubbie Blue. Cubs Canon 2015 is a crowd sourced album about the Cubs amazing comeback season.

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released September 19, 2015

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