Cubs Canon 2015

by Danny Rockett

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Produced by the listeners of The Son Ranto Show and the Ivy Envy podcasts, and the readers or Bleed Cubbie Blue. Cubs Canon 2015 is a crowd sourced album about the Cubs amazing comeback season.

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released September 19, 2015

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For over a decade, Bad Teenage Moustache has laid their soul bare upon the musical tables. Childish and insensitive lyrics that don't always rhyme, Unpopular social and political views, and offensive sexual content, make Bad Teenage Moustache the "Must listen to, or die" band of the epoch. ... more

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Track Name: Maddontown
Well we're living here in Maddontown
He’s the best skipper the Cubbies have found
They named him manager of the year
Someone buy Joe
A Shot and a beer

Joe Maddon was good for 10 wins or more
Had a season that you couldn’t ignore
Yeah the Cubs are better off with Joe
Mastermind plan
Thank you Theo
And we're living here in Maddontown

He made Mike Matheny look like a clown
I’m so glad the Cubs fired Dale Sveum

Well we're living here in Maddontown
Yeah, he kept the rookies feet on the ground
All the great decisions Maddon made
Using the pen
Getting the save

Oh Joe Maddons got a mind for baseball
And with Joe the Cubbies will win it all
He knows when to swing away and steal
Championships
At Wrigley Field
Cause we're waiting here in Maddontown

Too long since the World Series was around
Haven’t won it since 1908….

Joe Maddon has what others do not
Inspire players to help the team stay hot
And when the Cubs end the season in first place
We’ll wave a W flag right in your face!

Well I'm living here in Maddontown
Cardinal fans underwear’s turning brown
Cause the Cubbies will go all the way
And we're living here in Maddontown

And the Cubbies will go all the way
And we're living here in Maddontown
Track Name: Viva Kris Bryant
Viva Kris Bryant

Bryant’s only 23 years old
But he sets the Cubs on fire
He can hit, he can run, and he can pick em at third
No one hits home runs higher
40 thousand fans at Wrigley stand up and cheer
Hit the ball so hard, I spilled my beer
Now Kris Bryant’s rookie of the year, so

Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant

87 runs he scored
After only 2 weeks at triple A
Kris would have scored 17 more
If they brought him up opening day
Oh the Cardinals, Pirates and the Brewers feel
That Bryant is a monster and a man of steel.
And All the ladies think that he’s got sex appeal

Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant

Viva Kris Bryant with your defense flashin'
And your awesome homerun smashin
Pitcher’s hopes down the drain
Viva Kris Bryant whether day or the nighttime
You come through at the right time
He is the man
Who’ll make the Cubbies Champions!

2015 is done
But next year’s gonna be fun!
And when the ivy’s red on the vine
We will win it all on the second of November
After a century of time
I’m gonna grab Malort and take a shot
Everytime Bryant hits his homerun trot
I’ll be emotional and cry alot, ah

Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant
Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant, viva,Viva Kris Bryant
Track Name: I Am Missing You
The Cubs season ended last Wednesday
Said see ya next year to the boys in blue
I feel so lonely when there’s not a game
Where did you go Cubbies? I miss you!

Gum bucket rallys and your helmet rubs
Now nothing’s on when I’m watchin tv
I change the channel, but there’s no Cubs
Arrieta, Rizzo, hear my plea
Schwarber Soler come back to Wrigley!

Remember how they played, sitting in the stands
Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you
Extra inning nights, and 1:20 start days
Why did you go away? I am missing you!

We spent the summer in this lakeshore town
Chasing the Cardinals and the Pirates
We hit the playoffs and mowed em down
But then that October night we faced the Mets
The Cubs hit a wall, now I can’t forget

Remember how they played, sitting in the stands
Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you
Extra inning nights, and 1:20 start days
Why did you go away? I am missing you!

We’ve had our good and bad times
We loved the Russell trade
Now all the 2015 Cubs games have been played
And I am feeling so lonely

The Cubs season ended last Wednesday
Goodbye baseball and boys in blue
Next year promise me that you’ll go all the way
That would really be a dream come true
Oh my Cubbies, I love you

Remember how they played, sitting in the stands
Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you
LExtra inning nights, and 1:20 start days
Why did you go away? I am missing you!

Remember how they played, sitting in the stands
Beer bottle in my hand, I am missing you
Extra inning nights, and 1:20 start days
Why did you go away? I am missing you!
Track Name: Starthony Brystro
I have a friend who goes by the name Rhett
Instead of 3 kids, he’s got one with 3 heads
They wear Cubs pajamas, sleep in a huge bed
They”re not your usual regular kids

Sophia, Ethan and Haley their names
But they never agree and they always complain
Specially when dad takes them out to Cubs games
They’ve got favorite players, but none are the same

The three got to wondrin in three thoughtful minds
What if all our favorite Cubs were combined?
Anthony Rizzo and Castro and Bryant
He’d be the best player and massively giant

A player like that would be great at baseball
11 feet wide and 20 feet tall
He’d help the Cubbies to win it all
But what should our magical player be called?

Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
He’ll probably win MVP
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
Our favorite Cubbie times 3

Ethan asked what position will he play?
Sophia said Shortstop, but maybe first base.
Haley said outfield every other day.
And Ethan exclaimed he should just play third base

Then they realized their idea was nuts
How could this huge player fit on the team bus
They started to debate and argue and cuss
But then Ethan said hey! at least this Cub looks like us

Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
He’s got three heads just like me, me and me!
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
Taller than the tallest tree!
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
He’ll probably win MVP
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
Our favorite Cubbie times 3
Our favorite Cubbie times 3